OK…I was struggling to write my blog this month, and a serious assessment blog was definitely “not in the cards for me.” So…My goal right now, is to make our instructors smile…(Nice of me, isn’t it?) Anyhow…I will touch on a little bit of assessment, as I make you laugh.
These are actual answers given by children on science exams…!
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels, and you get intercontinental
Q: What does the word “benign” mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
A high school student came home from school, seeming rather depressed. “What’s the matter, son,” asked his mother. “Aw, gee,” said the boy. “It’s my grades. They’re all wet.” “What do you mean, “all wet?” “I mean,” he replied, “below C-level!”
Dear Math, Stop asking us to find your X. She’s not coming back, and don’t ask Y either!
A high school geometry teacher started a lesson on triangles by reading a theorem. “If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the measure of either of its corresponding remote interior angles.” He noticed that one student wasn’t taking notes, and asked him why. “Well,” the student replied sincerely. “I was waiting for you to start speaking English!”